yo!

Hey guys, it's been a while since i last posted here..well, a lot has happened these past few days. I've been too  busy at school, finals is due next week. Whew, 2nd semester is near! Hmm, i wonder what i'd do during the sembreak?hmmm..anyways, take care always guys, aiyt?

ACCESS t-shirt logo!

hey guys, well, this is the first design i made for our t-shirt, i'm still planning on changing the font though and making some other changes until the final logo..it's for our t-shirt at school...anyways, hope you like it

Funny and meaningful one-liners! Part 4

hey guys! here's part 4 of the one-liners!
enjoy reading!
150. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
151. Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.
152. Friendly fire – isn’t.
153. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
154. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
155. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
156. Frog blast the vent core!
157. Gee, Toto, I don’t think we’re in kansas anymore.
158. Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.
159. Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
160. Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses.
161. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
162. God made us brothers, but prozac made us friends.
163. God will forgive me. That’s his job, after all.
164. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
165. "Great thinkers have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." — Albert Einstein
166. Half the people you know are below average.
167. Happiness isn’t having what you want, it’s wanting what you have.
168. Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
169. Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.
170. Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
171. Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
172. Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
173. Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don’t like pizza?
174. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
175. Honk if you like peace and quiet.
176. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
177. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
178. I am not single, I’m romantically challenged.
179. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
180. I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
181. I can’t spell and beer doesn’t help.
182. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
183. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
184. I don’t care who you are! Get those reindeers off my roof!
185. I don’t mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a ~censored~!
186. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
187. I doubt, therefore I might be.
188. I drink to make other people interesting.
189. I have a strong will but a weak won’t.
190. "I know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?" — Tom Clancy
191. I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.
192. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
193. I need someone really bad! Are you really bad?
194. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
195. I only drink to make other people more sociable.
196. I prefer old age to the alternative.
197. I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
198. "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." — Peter Kaye
199. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
200. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.

Funny and meaningful one-liners! Part 3

ok guys! here comes part 3 of the funny and meaningful one-liners! enjoy!

101. Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.
102. Don’t believe everything you think.
103. Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.
104. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
105. Don’t let yesterday take up to much of today.
106. Don’t steal a police car unless you’re prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
107. Don’t tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
108. Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
109. Don’t trust reality. After all, it’s only a collective hunch.
110. Drive defensively – buy a tank.
111. Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember.
112. Dyslexics have more fnu.
113. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
114. Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
115. Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.
116. Earth first! (We’ll strip-mine the other planets later).
117. Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.
118. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
119. Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
120. Elevators smell different to midgets.
121. Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
122. Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room.
123. Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
124. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
125. Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
126. Every solution breeds new problems.
127. "Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit." — Mike Tyson
128. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
129. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
130. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
131. Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.
132. Everyone leaves the world a little better – some by leaving.
133. Everything is always okay in the end, if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.
134. Examine what is said, not who speaks.
135. Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
136. Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
137. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
138. Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes.
139. F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
140. Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.
141. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
142. Failure teaches success.
143. Fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, scratch where it itches.
144. Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
145. First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
146. For a good time, call (415) 642-9483.
147. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
148. For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
149. For good, return good. For evil, return justice.
150. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

Funny and meaningful one-liners! Part 2

ok guys, here's the 2nd part of those one-liners!

50. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
51. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
52. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
53. Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?
54. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
55. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
56. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
57. Atheists can do whatever the hell they want.
58. Attitude determines your altitude.
59. Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay…
60. Bad spellers of the world untie!
61. Bald guys never have a bad hair day.
62. Batteries not included.
63. Be good – and if you can’t be good, be careful.
64. Be good; if you can’t be good, have fun.
65. Be naughty – save santa the trip.
66. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
67. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
68. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
69. Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
70. Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
71. Best viewed on my computer.
72. Better late than really late.
73. Between two evils always pick the one you haven’t tried.
74. Biology grows on you.
75. Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.
76. Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.
77. Canis meus it comedit. My dog ate it.
78. Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place.
79. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
80. Chaos, panic, pandemonium – my work here is done.
81. Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
82. Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
83. Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
84. Clones are people two.
85. Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
86. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
87. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
88. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
89. Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.
90. Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?
91. Criminal Lawyer – a redundant phrase.
92. Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.
93. Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.
94. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
95. Do not attribute to malice what can as easily be attributed to stupidity.
96. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
97. Does the noise in my head bother you?
98. Don’t argue with a fool. The spectators can’t tell the difference.
99. Don’t be humble, you’re not that great.
100. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Funny and meaningful one-liners! Part 1

Hey guys! Here are awesome one-liners! They might be funny meaningful or just dumb but hey, they are pretty interesting.

1. 43% of all statistics are worthless.
2. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
3. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
4. A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
5. A bad plan is better than no plan.
6. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
9. A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
10. A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
11. A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.
12. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
13. A gentleman is a patient wolf.
14. A good pun is its own reword.
15. A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.
16. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
17. A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
18. A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.
19. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
20. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
21. A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
22. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
23. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
24. A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
25. "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." — Joseph Stalin
26. A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
27. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
28. A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
29. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
30. A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
31. A witty saying proves nothing.
32. According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
33. Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
34. Adult: One old enough to know better.
35. After all is said and done, more is said than done.
36. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
37. All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
38. All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
39. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
40. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
41. All work and no play, will make you a manager.
42. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
43. Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
44. An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
45. An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
46. Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
47. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
48. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
49. Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
50. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Rem's Signature

Ok, im planning to use this as my signature for all my upcoming works, it might still change though. But i'll be sticking to this one as for now. Like it??

A quote they sent me

this is a quote they've sent me earlier. i wanted to put some style in posting it here so i just edited it and gave it a background and what you see now is the final product of my work. I'm thinking that i'll do this to all of my posts that include quotes, wouldn't it be better looking giving it a nice touch? =)

Sunako, Nichie Sig!!

This is a forum signature I made. It features Sunako from the anime series "YAMATO NADESHIKO", t'was fun watching it by the way. the word beside sunako, is "NICHIE", my friend calls me nichie and i call her nichie too.

BSCoE Wallpaper

Hey guys! I just made this wallpaper while playing with photoshop earlier. CoE(Computer Engineering) was made while using paths tool and adding and editing some layers.The background was a picture edited to be like some circuit stuff as you see it now.Hope you guys liked it!

The Best Fun Phrases!!!!

The Best Fun Phrases
1.Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

2.People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

3.Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

4.Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

5.F.E.A.R.: F**k Everything And Run!

6.Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

7."People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

8.SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!

9.Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

10.I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

11.'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

12.Kids in the backseat cause accidents
Accidents in the backseat cause Kids

13.The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

14.Did You Ever Wonder.....
*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?

15.People that don't know me think I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.

16.I can't make you want me,
All I can do is stalk you and hope you give in.[grin]

17.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

18.A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted

19.Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

20.I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own

21.It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you.

22.Don't follow me, I am lost too!

23.A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

24.Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

25.Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

26.Lets TOAST to Lying, Cheating, and Stealing....if your gonna Lie..Lie for a Friend. If your gonna Cheat...Cheat Death, If your gonna Steal...Steal a Heart!...If your gonna DRINK...Drink With Me!!!...Cheers.

27.I think... therefore I'm single.

28.I refuse to answer that question on the basis that I don't have the answer.

29.I'm outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs.

30.Don't follow me, I walk into walls.

31.Each day I get up in the morning praying to God that everyone should get a friend like you...why should only I have to suffer!

32....And who pissed in your cornflakes this morning???

33.Sex is like MATH.
You ADD the bed
SUBTRACT the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and MULTIPY

34.I smile because i have no idea what's going on.

35.I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

36.I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.

37.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me

38.When Santa said "ho, ho, ho," was he talking to you?

39.Procrastination is like masturbation...it feels great until you realize you f***ed yourself

40.Fat people are harder to kidnap

41.It's not about the length, it's not about this size, it's about how many times you can make it rise!

42.aMn sTrAiGhT Im GoOd In BeD................. I cAn sLeEP fOr DaYs

43.Good Girls are only Bad girls who did not get caught!!

44.Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.

45.Great Store Signs:
*On Maternity Room door:"Push,Push,Push"

*At an Optommetrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

*Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.

*At the Electric Company: "We will be delighted if you send in your bill. However if you don't,you will be."

*Outside a Radiators Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

*In a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropiate action."

46."I do exercise. I do one sit up everyday...when I get out of bed in the morning."

47."Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."

48.If i could be any Barbie, i would be Divorce Barbie. She comes with, Ken's House, Ken's Car and Ken's Boat.

49.Finally 21, and legally able to do what I have been doing since I was 14 (grin)

50.Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

51. *I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

*I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

*Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.

*Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

*Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

*By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

*Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

*There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

*An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

*When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

52.This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so you better "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F's" you up "G".

53.One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject...

54."Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

55.If looks could kill, You would be a weapon of mass destruction

56.If you ever want to see a man cry..Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other..And..MAKE HIM CHOOSE!

57.I stopped listening..so why don't you stop talking??

58.From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you. I love your smell, the way your tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen moving as I move Mmmmmmmmmm...I love my new shoes

59.Real Life Sign Posts:

*Caution - Water on Road During Rain
(Well Naw!)

*Entrance Only - DO NOT ENTER
(Okay so I dont enter at the Entrance?)

*Do Not Set Yourself On Fire
(Oh Dang! I was Just About to!)

*Warning - Children Left Unattended Will Be Sold to the Circus.
(Just what I always Wanted!)

*Quote from George W. Bush

"Its Clearly A Budget, it Has Alot Of Numbers In it."

60.We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in puplic.

Chowder!!

Hey guys! I just wanna show you what i did today, it is a signature with one of my fave cartoon network characters, CHOWDER!!!!Well, I was just playing with Gimp, i usually use photoshop but i kinda liked using gimp too, it was the application used in our school because they couldn't find anyone with a legit copy of ADOBE PS, now that sux. Anyways, imma be posting some of my works later on, i've been having connection issues. >.<